The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to control yourself

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!