The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The ability to hear fish.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to see forever

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to in power your self

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!