The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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Being a freemason

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!