the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to control yourself

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to be dead

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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Power to develop diseases.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!