The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!