- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to ejaculate at command

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to turn into a skittles bag

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to be alone

The power to create a pointless superpower

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

Pointless Super Powers