The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!