- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to rotten food.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to smell whore

Immunity to curable diseases.

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to be alone

The ability to self destruct at will.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

Pointless Super Powers