The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to die on the spot

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to like justin beiber

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the power to make faces at the blind

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!