The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to never come into existence

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!