- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

ability to run very fast forever

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to have gravity.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

Pointless Super Powers