The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to look at Sun.

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open up pickles glass

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!