The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to rotten food.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to smell whore

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to be alone

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!