- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to be alone

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to become translucent

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The ability to go to hell.

the power to read this sentence

Pointless Super Powers