The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the power to die

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the power to get fat in America

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to do nothing

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The ability to be poor for life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!