The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to never come into existence

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!