The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to smell water.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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power to age faster

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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the power to melt your bones

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the power to like justin beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!