The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to make money disappear.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!