- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make everything worse

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to ignore useful information

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

Pointless Super Powers