The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to have no superpower

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!