- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to buy free things.

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to self destruct

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

the power to hovertate

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to poop standing up

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

Pointless Super Powers