The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to go to hell.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The ability to be heard in space

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!