- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

open up pickles glass

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

Pointless Super Powers