- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

the power to fart at the worst moments

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

the power to half transform to something.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to only see glass.

Pointless Super Powers