The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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lol

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being black

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The power to release the bogus

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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to zap people but only yourself

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!