The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to be in fashion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!