To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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Having the power to stand still

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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the power to become demented

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!