The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The ability to be poor for life

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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the ability to die on command

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!