- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to be powerless.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

the power to read this sentence

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

Pointless Super Powers