- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to read this.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to be a common person

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The ability to change your weight

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

the power to defecate while standing up...

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

Infinite knowledge when dead

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to see through glass

Pointless Super Powers