- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to be blind

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to read the terms of service.

The capability to draw penises very well

the power to do nothing

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

the power to enter a coma.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

Pointless Super Powers