- Pointless Super Powers

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to read your own mind

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to shit out toilet paper.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power think five times slower.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!