- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn food into shit

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to be an idiot.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to die

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to chew with your tongue

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

the power to die

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to drink and drive without being caught

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

Pointless Super Powers