- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

To have the power to breathe

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to die when you get old

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to not have a brain!

The power to teleport to the south pole.

the power to summon a pen, once

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

Pointless Super Powers