power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!