The power to fall without screaming.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!