The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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to make your bowel work backwards

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!