- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to predict the present

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

to zap people but only yourself

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

the power to shape shift to yourself

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

The ability to jump

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

power to permanently shrink one eye.

Pointless Super Powers