The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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the power to catch em' all

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to count to infinity.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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Power to freeze ice.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!