The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to see into the present.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!