The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!