The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to see through windows

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power of hindsight

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to die at will

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!