the power to dislike this power

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to pee while standing up

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to have no superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!