- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

power to transform into a dick with legs

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

Liam Brudenell

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

the power to die

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

Pointless Super Powers