The power to see oxygen.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to plank

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to not care.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!