- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

Justin Bieber

the power to see the present

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The ability to jump

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to turn into a tree.

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

the power to die

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

Pointless Super Powers