The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to change your eye color.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!