The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to take edible shits.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!