The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!