The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to stop existing.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to see the past.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!