- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to die on command

The ability to die instantly

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to die at will

The power to break a Nokia

the power to see stuff

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

Power to give birth through your penis.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

power to have no power at all

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The ability to eat the red ones last

the power to turn food into shit

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The ability to get shot, for real.

Pointless Super Powers