The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!