- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The ability to count to potato

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to ejaculate napalm

The ability to not live forever

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

Pointless Super Powers