the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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the power to be in AA.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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the power to be powerless

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to jump face first

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!