- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to have a pointless superpower

The power to have an ability.

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

Being only half invisible.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The ability to not live forever

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to take huge shits at will.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

Pointless Super Powers