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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.
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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.
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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...
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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly
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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip
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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before
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The ability to hear fish.
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The power think five times slower.
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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.
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The power to make sense of Donald Trump
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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.
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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside
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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!
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The power to state the obvious at will.
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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP
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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.
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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.
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the power to have an organsim when your a boy
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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes
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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.
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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.
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the power to sit
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The Power to believe you have superpowers
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!