- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The super power to shine in daylight

The ability to jump

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to die and not come back to life.

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

the power to be Justin bieber

The power to create another human

The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

Aweonao

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power to stop existing.

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to take a crap.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The ability to be poor for life

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to take huge shits at will.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

Pointless Super Powers