the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!