The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!