The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The ability to die on command.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to read this.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to be super jewish

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The ability to hear fish.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!