The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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boo

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to die.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!