- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to control mealworms

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to (place useless super power here)

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

the power to make food shrimp.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The power to take edible shits.

Being able to fly in place.

Pointless Super Powers