the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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to poop a penny every year

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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Being only half invisible.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!