- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to become black!

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to run at 0.5mph

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to understand irony.

All of aquaman's powers.

The ability to change your weight

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

Pointless Super Powers