The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power to eat bread

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to live.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to die from darting too hard

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!