The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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swear words -jesse

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!