- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to pee poop

The power to think of pointless powers.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

the power to like charlie

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

the power to summon a massive midget

Pointless Super Powers