The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to display emotions at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!