The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!