The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to start time.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to part hair.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!