The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to eat ass.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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being black

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!