- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

the power to inhale and exhale air

To pee standing up.

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to become black!

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to create powers

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

Pointless Super Powers