The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to die when you get old

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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Acid tears.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!