The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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to poop a penny every year

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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To be able to summon old people

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the power to not finish your

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!