the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the power to eat bread

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to die while dieing

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!