The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to take a s*** on people

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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Having the power of a normal human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!