The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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the ability to look into your brain

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!