- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

the ability to do absolutely nothing

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

the power to change people socks on command

The ability to hear fish.

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to fly 3 inches.

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

the power to turn into a tree

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

Pointless Super Powers